Pun alert. Cribbed this one from Facebook. Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decides to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife, with himself as beneficiary, and arranging to have her killed.
Controversy has long raged about the relative quality and taste of venison and beef as gourmet foods. Some people say venison is tough, with a strong “wild” taste. Others insist venison’s flavor is delicate. An independent food research group was retained by the Venison Council to conduct a taste test to determine the truth of
The graveside ceremony had just ended when the sky flashed with the sharp crack of a nearby lightning strike, followed by more flashes and rumbles on the horizon. The widower glanced over at the pastor and said, “Well, she’s there now.”