Remember, only police should carry guns. They’re the Only Ones trained to handle dangerous situations properly. The average gun owner with a carry permit is just going to start blasting away in a confrontation. Nope, no chance they’ll just draw their weapon and order someone to stop. They’re all bloodthirsty vigilantes, just aching to pull Read More
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We’re the Only Ones Keeping You High
Four TSA officials are charged with abetting drug smuggling by letting shipments go through security checkpoints for cash. Yes, the same people who think that a four-year-old would pass a gun to her grandmother. Gives new meaning to “Friendly Skies,” or “Sky-high,” doesn’t it? But they’re all about keeping us safe.
Battle Not With Monsters
Seems like “Only Ones” posts come in bursts.
Guns In The Home Are Dangerous
And only police officers should have them there, because the rest of us can’t be trusted to handle them safely. Surely no police officer would ever point a rifle at their significant other, or a TASER at children right?
We’re The Only Ones Professional Enough
to shoot at a puppy 33 times, endangering everyone in the neighborhood. Aside from the trauma of the kids who saw a friendly neighborhood dog shot down for no reason, who’s going to pick up the tab for the cars and houses damaged by the errant gunfire? Personally, I think every officer who fired should Read More