“Bad breakup blamed in Calif lingerie store arson” How can you not read on after seeing a headline like that?
California
We’re The Only Ones Who Can Point Guns At Your Kids
In 2007, DEA agents raided a home in Seeley California. They roused a man, woman, and their 14- and 11-year-old daughters. The kids were woken up to guns in their faces and masked men yelling at them to “Get down on the fucking ground.”
We’re the Only Ones Keeping You High
Four TSA officials are charged with abetting drug smuggling by letting shipments go through security checkpoints for cash. Yes, the same people who think that a four-year-old would pass a gun to her grandmother. Gives new meaning to “Friendly Skies,” or “Sky-high,” doesn’t it? But they’re all about keeping us safe.
They’ll Be Home For Christmas
Because Santa drives a minivan. 4 Marines were stranded in San Francisco, trying to get home for Christmas. Old enough to serve our country. Old enough to drink a beer, even. But not old enough to rent a car. Then Paul Deines stepped in. God Bless Them All!
California Wants to Do It Themselves
Assemblyman Ray Haynes, R-Murrieta, has come up with an initiative to take on the task of securing California’s border with Mexico. He calls for creating an agency called the California Border Patrol. CBP would address “the supply and the demand side, both the employers who support illegal immigrants and the illegals who come across the Read More