Remember, only police should carry guns. They’re the Only Ones trained to handle dangerous situations properly. The average gun owner with a carry permit is just going to start blasting away in a confrontation. Nope, no chance they’ll just draw their weapon and order someone to stop. They’re all bloodthirsty vigilantes, just aching to pull Read More
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We’re the Only Ones Keeping You High
Four TSA officials are charged with abetting drug smuggling by letting shipments go through security checkpoints for cash. Yes, the same people who think that a four-year-old would pass a gun to her grandmother. Gives new meaning to “Friendly Skies,” or “Sky-high,” doesn’t it? But they’re all about keeping us safe.
Stunning in His Stupidity
I’m not sure if this should fall under “Reasons We Homeschool” or “Only Ones.” A 60-year-old high school teacher in Virginia thought it would be a good idea to line up the students in his welding class and shoot at them with a blank-firing pistol.
Spring Cleaning
Has it really been over six months since we arrived in Muskogee? It’s spring here, and that means cleaning and changes.